Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

This Lamb Was in Tears for a Living—The Answer Is, Well, You Could Live in Chris Bosh's Mouth

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ferrihydrite
2015-08-07

2015-08-07

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    I May Never Stop Laughing at This Video of Confetti Getting Stuck in Chris Bosh’s Mouth
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    Would You Wear a Miracle Patch to Feel More Confident? These Women Did – And It Left Them in Tears For the Sweetest Reason Ever.
    FaithIt FaithIt
  • Read
    Smashes
    Don’t You Wish You Could Live in This Colorful Wonderland? It Looks Like Heaven.
    Viralnova Viralnova
  • Read
    Smashes
    He Sits Beside a Woman on a Plane, and She Asks What He Does for a Living—The Answer Is, Well, You Just Need to Hear It.
    FaithIt FaithIt
  • Read
    Smashes
    You'll Never Believe The State This Lamb Was In When They Found Her...
    Viralnova Viralnova

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account