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Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Late to Save His Life and His Favorite Food

Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Late to Save His Life and His Favorite Food by Ray Warren Photography via Flickr

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discovered by hannibal
2013-12-03

2013-12-03

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