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An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Biased Against Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Thing to Do Something About it

An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Biased Against Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Thing to Do Something About It by Marcelo Seixas via Flickr

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2013-12-02

2013-12-02

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