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Man Says Cops Violently Beat, "Tortured" & Jailed Him for a Week, Thanks to Channing Tatum

Man Says Cops Violently Beat, "Tortured" & Jailed Him for a Week, Thanks to Channing Tatum by la air via Flickr

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