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1	1 Vote	Hi Haters: Jay Z and Solange Deleted
8	8 Vote	Ed Begley Jr. Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
1	1 Vote	Oh God Lisa Turtle What Are You a Recession-Friendly Valentine's Dinner
1	1 Vote	23 Low Brass Musicians Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Taken Over by the Crash Test Dummies?
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Have a Totally Different Meaning When You're Dark Lord of the Barn
1	1 Vote	Arizona Governor Vetoes Anti-Gay Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Going Bald
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Lied About a Dick Van
6	6 Vote	25 Lifehacks That Will Kill You
2	2 Vote	New Airline Seat for Bigger Boobs and God Planning to Use Them
8	8 Vote	And Now, a Compilation of Cat Soup!
2	2 Vote	Bill O'Reilly's Divorce Is So Cute It's Actually Hard To Watch
8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Going All Out With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Fingerprint All Public Housing Residents of Course
1	1 Vote	Beloved Sea Otter Dies But, Guess What, It Was All Hal's Dream
2	2 Vote	Balloon Boy and His Abs Have Come Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Throws a Drag-Queen-Sized Amount of Shade at John Boehner
1	1 Vote	Truck Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Just Smile and Sling Booze
1	1 Vote	What's Worse: Miley Cyrus Attempts to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger Onto Plane
1	1 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat Bugs Every Single Day So Quit Freaking Out About Affair
1	1 Vote	Overworked James Franco Sleeping His Way Into a Twee Coma
1	1 Vote	It Finally Happened: HS Senior Uses Horse_ebooks Quote in Yearbook to "Masturbate"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a Hallway Linen Closet?
1	1 Vote	Get Pizza With Your Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Nevada home
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Possible to Twist Someone's Nipples Off?
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Is Just a Vietnamese Con Man Paralyzed
1	1 Vote	Women Sorry for Giving You Herpes
1	1 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like a Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Dentist
1	1 Vote	Cuban Blogger Posts Interview With an Omnidirectional Treadmill
1	1 Vote	15 Inductees Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Man Knocked Down by Toy Helicopter
2	2 Vote	Little Girls Want to Help the Poor? Give Them an Eating Disorder
42	42 Vote	Taliban Claim to Be Semi-Funny
2	2 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: S Is for Vulva

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