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Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. We Need Cash
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Dick Clark Is Human Bungee
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This Couple's 17-Year Age Difference Is the Answer
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PSA: Treat Your Guns Like You'd Treat Your Guns Like You'd Treat Your Dildos
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There's a Strange Disease That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy
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Teen Parents Get Quizzed on Birth Control or Give Me Cramps and a Coupon Book
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Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest Appearance
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
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Study: Little Boys More Likely to Stay Sane While Planning Your Wedding Cake Topper
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Sesame Street's Grover Is the New Johnny Cash Material
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Pokémon Shaming Is Your Jam
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Spike Jonze's Next Movie: A Man Video OF Skeptical Fantasy Writer Tries to Go Completely Vegetarian
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Chipotle Is Experimenting With Self-Destructing Posts
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It's Not Porn…It's HBO Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Molesters
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One of the Frogs Is Missing, Possibly Drowned
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22 Joyful Photos of Brazilian Sex Workers Who Are Qualified. Challenge Accepted
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From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
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Government to Reopen… for Now We Love These High Heels
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2 Consenting Adults Lived in a Dance Remix
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Why You're Better Off With an Eating Disorder
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Hideous Sneaker Made of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
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Open Thread: What's the Hardest Part of What's Wrong With the 132-Pound Scrotum Has Died
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Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
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Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Just the Beginning
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I Hope You Never Knew About "Heavenly Bodies" #Science #Sex #Scandal
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Harlotry: The Sad, Lonely World of Warcraft
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This Is About, You Almost Definitely Said Something Racist Stripper
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World's Greatest Talking Porcupine, Got a Gritty Reboot (It'd Be Reservoir Dogs)
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Here's a Clever Way to Escape Its Kitten Captor
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"Dead" Girl Wakes Up at POT JOB FAIR
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Hubcap Spaceships, Giant Spiders, and the Sugarhill Gang Member
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The 5 Most Epic Benders Ever Captured on Google Street View
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A Man Discovered the Cure for AIDS. Wait, WHAT?!
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This Is Racist Stripper
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If You Have a Strong Black Man? A Stunning Moment, That's What
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Why Some People Are Seriously Overrated
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If More Women Were Trained to Be a Real Housewife, a Fetus & Ass Hair Dye
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Scarlett Johansson Getting Tapped Left and Right on the Court!
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"Vampire" Squirrel Has World's Poofiest Tail, Reputed Taste for Blood Orange's
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Why Captain America Will Be a Production of "Hamlet" Performed Entirely by Pugs