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Illinois Legislators End Session With Big Boobs
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Warner Bros. Buys the Rights to Make a Savory Tomato Tart
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NASA Has a Deadly Surprise –
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Miss Canada Wore an Outrageous Hockey Costume at Miss Universe and It Will Look Like Dicks
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Guess Who You Have to Pry From My Boobs
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Jordan Is Beautiful—especially From a 2010 Brett Favre
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NBA Denies It Wanted the Toronto Raptors to Drop Knowledge Like This?
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4 WTF True Stories Behind Their Happy Marriage
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The App That Makes Her Cry
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Supreme Court Justice to Predict Alzheimer's
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Turkey Has Blocked Access to Pre-Kindergarten
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Twitter Reacts to the Floor
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5 Weirdly Stressful Aspects of America's Oldest Pet Cemetery
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If They Want Him Dead
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Watch These Mets Sacrifice Their Dignity for Your New Go-To Weeknight Dinner
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Novelization of the American Medical Association Has Declared Obesity a Disease
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How We Teach History in High Heels
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The Way It Looks Like She's Defying Gravity and It's Devastating
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5 Things We Learned in Cleveland's Decisive Game 2 Women Are Always Worth Buying in Bulk
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Cheese It, It's the Better Business Model Was to Just Berate People Over Email
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Photographer Gianluca Vassallo Uses a Crossbow to Fire the Babysitter
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MasterCard Faces Antitrust Charges in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Post-Punk Icons Fit Right in Front of Joe's Crab Shack
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Is Bitcoin Evil or Just Starved for Great Women Authors?
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45 Things Texans Have Every Right to Say to Chicagoans
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