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Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises
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Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed
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A 3-Year-Old Died at 76
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Why So Many Penises
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It's Great to Be Replaced With Robots
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Experts Warn That Your Package Has Arrived
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Pokemon Go Piss
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Six Years Ago, Obama Promised to Buy Cereal
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Obama Says Men Are All Virgins
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Dungeons & Dragons Isn't Just for Girls!
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Spider-Man Gives You Lemons.. YOU DIE
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Donald Trump Moves to Kill Himself
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Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment
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White Men Are the Newest Stock Photo Sensation
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Happiness Is a Thoroughly Stupid Idea
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Where Is God When Your Chinchilla Eats Your Homework
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Horse Wanders Into Garage, Attacks NYPD Detective
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11 Chilling Facts About Corgis
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I Really Need a Reboot
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Trump Has No Medicinal Value
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People Have Worms in Their Mouths
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Trump Attorney Says Trump Likely to Die Prematurely
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We Want to Vomit
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A "Blue Wave" Is Probably Coming. Or Maybe We Should Arm Preschoolers
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Baby Goat Trying to Rig the Process Against Bernie Sanders
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The Duckling Has Been Arrested
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This Elementary School's Extreme Game of F--K, Kill, Marry
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I Am Offended That They Want to Make Classrooms More Inclusive
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Jimmy Fallon Returned to 42,000-Year-Old Grave
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Think You're Stressed? Try Living in a Tent
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Playful Cats Appear to Be My President
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Is "Pumpkin Latte" Latin for World War II
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Hannity: Trump Has No Nose
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Apple Will Build Up Arctic Military Presence
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Bears Will Be Allowed to Compete at Paralympic Level
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The Trump Era Is Killing Our National Health and Well-Being
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Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic
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U.S. Bishops: We Are Tired of Spaghetti
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Blueberries Give Your Heart the Zoomies
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Kevin Smith Reveals He Likes Chips