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Rage Against the American Flag

anlizmarsh

Hell yes

Love Scenes That Were Really Forced Because the Actor Really Died

blastinus

I can imagine how that would make things awkward.

Prince Philip Is Not Out Protesting

clapsnap

Well yeah, he's 99 years old.

This Little Baby Boat May Be the Next Great Renewable?

jot

I don't believe it!

Oh, I Get It On!

anlizmarsh

Oh he fucks

Man Finally Dies Peacefully After Best Picture Fail

clapsnap

Beautiful.

This Dog Pays

fornerwizard

thanks

The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame!

matthew_cline

The Shame!

Bill Clinton Had Affair With Chocolate Bunny

clapsnap

Would you even be surprised?

Hunter, 66, Gored to Death Every Day

fornerwizard

We must imagine Sisyphus happy

Two European Patients Reportedly Reinfected With Coronavirus, Researchers Say "Yuck"

fornerwizard

gross!!!!!!!!

This Headline Omits

fornerwizard

bottom text

Laziness in Humans Could Be Coronavirus Game-Changer

stoutgnome

About time it paid off

Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower

djur

this is one of the funniest headlines on this site to this day honestly

Good Morning! Time to Face Evil

djur

me @ my own brain

"Disturbing" Dream Leads to Many Thousands of Converts

jot

This is a rather evocative one.

Show Off Your Head

clapsnap

Why

COVID-19 Poses a Huge Threat to Cops

djur

Good.

Top Comments Dropping Like an Alien Penis

jot

Buried in gelatin, beneath the sands of Venus.

UCLA Professor Suspended After Being Born During India's Lockdown to See Whose Mustache Is More Effective Than Medication

grumpfdalm

Weird anti-COVID strategy but ok

Pachelbel's Canon Performed on a Barge

djur

i really like this one but is it the barge that got stuck under the bridge?

Rich or Poor, Young or Old, Everyone in Danger Ahead!!!

djur

im ready to shake hands with it

Mysterious "Heartbeat" Detected Coming From My Body?!

djur

oh my god alice you joined

I Pooped in My Mouth

Leering Men Have Their Leers Turned Against Them in Jail

misericordia

This one is exquisite.

Death Industry Is "Racist"

djur

idk why i saved this it's just true (at least in the US. the history of black funeral homes in the US is really interesting)

JK Rowling Says White People Have Confused With a Carbonated Soft Drink

anlizmarsh

A CAR BO NA TED SO DA

Pizza Express to Close the Racial Wealth Gap

fornerwizard

brand solves racism

Mother, Adult Son Charged With Crimes

fornerwizard

crime.

The Good, the Bad and Good Lord

clapsnap

Make this movie please.

Workers Say "Yuck"

fornerwizard

Capital Vol 1

By Karl Marx

The First COVID-19 Reinfection Confirmed in Hong Kong

drfault

This is literally just a normal headline

US Woman Sentenced to 14 Days in Orbit

drfault

US Woman was Not The Imposter
2 Imposters remaining

Sweden Has Become the World's Biggest Battery

djur

måste ladda

What Is a Socialist

fornerwizard

a miserable pile of secrets

djur

i hate when my friends get introduced to stuff i like and they're way funnier than me (i actually don't, it's way more fun to see what we all get)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church

clapsnap

Genius

slurpii8

same lmao

djur

this is one of my favourite headlines anyone has ever saved on this site and i couldn't explain why in a million years

Quitting Your Job the Mario Way

misericordia

Jump on your boss’s head!