Take that, Terrence Malick.
That deadbeat Mayzie Bird's up to her old tricks again.
I slipped and landed on Aretha Franklin's couch, and the next thing I knew...
Lucky bastard has a copy of Hyper Duel.
Uh, no, you're thinking of flowers.
This almost crossed the line to "so awful I can't bring myself to save it" from "so awful I have to save it." You upvoted it before I could have second thoughts, haha.
"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be" = Hitler only had one ball. "There's a shadow hanging over me" = the perceived Zionist threat. "Oh, I believe in yesterday" = Nazi irredentism.
This is just every other NYT op-ed.
It was eventually released as Journey to Sabritas.
Sent to the ER
Insurance won't cover trip
Medicare For All
This makes so little and so much sense.
Some restaurants just shouldn't have open kitchens.
At the very least spare Sparky's Ice Cream!
Equus II just wasn't as compelling as the original.
We're not scaremongering—this is really happening!
In his OWN butt, I mean. I want him to blink out of existence like the kangaroo jumping into its own pouch in that one WB cartoon.
That's really overreacting. Just don't order anything with a twist of Lyme.
He have powerful weapon
He charge million a stab
Assassin that second to none
The man with knife
Instead of your booty?
Ahahahaha, this one's incredible.
The Lovers, The King of Wands, The Tower, The Tower (reversed)
Beto O'Rourke's presidential campaign?
This is, like, a line from a sappy drama about a dying child who loves reading more than anything else in the world, when the doctor is trying to explain renal casts to him.
2021, if everything goes as well as it can.
Sega does what Nintendon't.
I hate every possible interpretation of this.
Great, now I'm even MORE likely to be eaten by a Grue.
Still cracks me up. Just the mental image of this intimidating ex-police dog with a poopy butt, being scolded by Steven Tyler with his Steven Tyler face.
Bjork, clutching a knife, with a deranged gleam in her eye: "It's all INSIDE you!"
Everyone reading this who was in elementary school in the mid-'90s just felt a twinge of nostalgia.
Gee, Bert, that's not very nice!
Be really, really careful if you do this. A guy I knew in college had an integer overflow and immediately died of anaphylactic shock. :(
Sonic Mania excepted, of course.
The Dragon of Bootypest
I see my dad's pilaf made the news again.
She's alright, I guess? Kinda underwhelming compared to a dragon, or even a bus-sized crocodile.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no DLC
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