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Monica Lewinsky Was Not the Only Reasonable Solution....for Wile E Coyote

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Thank you, Headline Smasher, for making my mind go places it normally wouldn't and probably shouldn't go.

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It's really the roadrunner in an ACME wig and blue dress, but he either can't tell the difference or doesn't care.

Giant Lizard in Florida Senate Race?

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Yes, we know. Its name is Rick Scott.

Charlize Theron Transforms Into a GIRLS PANTS

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This is very DeviantArt.

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom , Noooooooooooooooo

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Pac-Man?

Pumpkin-Pecan Bundt Cake With Butterscotch Glaze

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...did this seriously just combine two recipes into one that legitimately sounds better than either?

McDonald's Reveals New Name: QUIBI

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I could go for an Egg Quibmuffin right now.

Replacing Rice and Potatoes With Lentils Can Decrease Your Risk of High Winds and Fire Alert in Southland

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I would have assumed the opposite.

Piers Morgan Has an Official Condiment

Silicon Valley Can't Escape the Business of Flatulence

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iFarted

Alligator Spotted in London to Demand Women Be on the Dance Floor

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He has also repeatedly demanded that women "blow his whistle."

Volkswagen Beetle to End Korean War, but U.S. Remains Wary

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as seen in Herbie Goes to Inchon (1981)

Mom Honors Lost Newborn by Donating Breast Milk on That Cereal!!!

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I'm picturing the ending of The Grapes of Wrath, as a Rice Krispies commercial. The solemn snap, crackle, and popping.

I'm Non-Binary and I Can't Play Pac-Man

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There's a Clyde/Sue joke here that I can't quite figure out, and it would probably be in bad taste anyway.

Escape Door, Only for the Next Nine Months

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o_O

Paul McCartney Talks of Seeing Around Corners

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"It was raining awfully hard, but I'm certain I recognized the banker in his motorcar."

Kitty – a Brief Guide to the Groin

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"Place all your weight on one paw right HERE to make the Person wake up and feed you. Note, however, that this is only guaranteed to work on the One Who Excretes While Standing."

If I'm Fake I Ain't Not Just a Theory

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This sounds like an Ali G quote.

Why You Should Move to WWE Hell

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formerly known as Knox County, TN

Ben Kenobi Totally Looks Like Pinocchio

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His lightsaber gets longer every time he lies.

Trump in Crisis, Pence Waits in His New Bride

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There's nothing better for the inside of the Oval Office than the outside of a man inside of a horse.

Liturgy for the Pushin

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Catholic girls - do you know how they go?

Trump Is Planning Yet Another Wardrobe Malfunction

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Hey, it doesn't look like Toad after all! It looks like... Lakitu. Eugh.

Kids Rescued From Senior Center Fire Rubble

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They were reborn, like phoenixes.

Wolves Made to Be Remade

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Huskies: the more accessible and popular remake that still bears a strong resemblance to the original. Pugs: the Friedberg-Selzer parody.

Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad"

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I'm not surprised, considering her history of tropical depression.

I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here!

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The Shame!

Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention

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Success!

The Next Few Years Could Be the Scariest Motherf**ker You'll Ever See Shepard

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Anybody else read this in the Illusive Man's voice?

This Artist Creates Specialty Dildos That Can Melt the Coldest of Hearts via Hvper.com

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Pretty sure there was an Oglaf comic that was basically this headline.

Honey, Have You Shooting Milk Out of Business?

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About that, probably a doctor should you see.

Study: "Trigger Warnings" Are Harmful to College of a Hyper-Realistic Fried Egg

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WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN NOT EVEN CHRFE IS SAFE FROM THIS PLAGUE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!1

Phish Is Finally Getting a Massive Black Hole

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They bought it preowned from Muse.

What Makes You Cum

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Dehydration, according to science.

Girl Gets Clever and Calculated Revenge on the Beach Boys

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Caroline, no!

Preview of the Bangles Walk Like an Escaped Metal Patient

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feat. Quiet Riot

Pence Remembers McCain as a Drinking Buddy

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"Mother, we have a visitor! Bring out the O'Douls!"

Officials: Man Fleeing Police Fatally Shot in Self-Defense

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Oh, wow.

We May Not Know About Every Serial Killer in Welsh Village

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This headline is how they'll bait Daffyd into confessing.

The Most Memorable Numbers

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Don't forget 80085