Don't knock it till youse tried it.
What's the matter, son, you deaf or something? Get your lazy ass down to La Villita, pronto!
Aww, that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
- John Bolton
No one will be watching us—why don't we diet in the road?
What a good boy was he.
Vin Diesel is BRINGING THE PAIN, now available on DVD and HD-DVD.
I'm really not a fan of E-Rotic's new conservative direction.
They're DUMPLINGS, for fuck's sake!
You really shouldn't be calling your wife that, even if she literally is one.
This one didn't quite stick the landing, but I'd say it still deserves an 8/10.
Enough with the wishy-washy double talk, Liz. We demand Medicare for All. Also, plates.
I'm not here.
Wait, I thought all cats were girls and all dogs were boys???
Where I'm from, people usually call it "dusk."
I was wondering why he tied himself to the top of his car.
Clearly, the winged sandals are strictly ornamental.
Well? Aren't you???
Actually it's just lemonade.
UPDATE: We regret to inform you that Duck Dad is racist.
Finally, a candidate we can all support!
Plausible because if you had the Game Boy Player, you could still play Soundvoyager.
meth > myth > math > moth
An incredible coincidence!
Interesting times we're living in.
Probably one of the PYF mods.
If I ever run for any sort of office, gonna make "BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS" my campaign slogan.
Pound Bulbasaur cutlets until tender, bread and fry, top with tomato sauce and fresh grated parmesan, bake. Parmigiana that has the flavor of eggplant and the cruelty of veal!
...shit. I knew I should've gone to law school.
Stay tuned as our live coverage of the breakup of Pangaea continues!
The biggest downfall. A perfect downfall!
Martin Gore lyrics created by smashing up real headlines!
Yet it is not a cargo cult. One of life's little mysteries.
HEY! Don't you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch!
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