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I Know Nothing About Nukes, but Trump's Using It to Brighten the Lives of Thousands of Children in War Zones

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This is the most perfectly horrible one I've seen in a while. Holy shit.

Walking Dead Find New Life on Jupiter Moon Europa

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Toynbee Idea

Space Photos of Women and Girls – Photo Dispatch

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Big Brother Is Watching You and Probably Masturbating

Walmart Has a Butthole

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It's right there in the logo!

Could You Succeed in Taking Down Donald Trump?

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I desperately want this Bad Dudes sequel.

Heaven Has a Butthole

Trump: I'm Not Going to Tank

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I'm not going to tank because a lot of people are saying America doesn't want tanks. Believe me. They are saying that the tanks are incredibly overrated. They're low-energy group members. Not a lot of people know this, but the thing about the tanks is they pull all of the threats.

Bubsy Heads to El Paso

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¿Qué podría salir mal?

Snake Covered in Diamonds

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ssssssso fabuloussssss

A First Look at Boobs

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I mean, it didn't make my night, obviously, but it helped in some sort of way.

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My son was born a few hours ago, I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and this made my night. Thank you.

I Play Soulcalibur for the Birds

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Phwoar, that Sophitia. She's proper fit, innit?

Pillsbury: What U.S. Can Learn From Religion

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Jesus is a biscuit.

Tired Dad Created a Fake Dog in Cold Weather? Answer: Don't

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- excerpt from "The Red Book of Riddles"

Now That's a Serious Birth Defect

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*sitcom laughter*

Rep. Steve King Crimson

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Shameless and Lily White

15-Year-Old Swimmer Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by Dog Turd

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A dogges toorde once bit my sister...

Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum

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Well, it finally happened. Headline Smasher produced a more evocative 6-word story than "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Beheaded in Morrocco: Check Out Some Prototype NES SimCity Gameplay

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What are the worst problems?

30% TAXES
25% HOUSING COSTS
18% TRAFFIC
5% BEHEADINGS

Study Confirms the Antitumor Effects of a Number Between 40 and 100...

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Nice.

Serial Killer Known as Dumbo Octopus

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Is this from the new Hideo Kojima game?

Arr, I'm a Cowboy!

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Howdy, ye scurvy sea dogs!

Pet Me, Human Mating

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Huh, what do you know, my cat wrote an editorial.

When You Play With Cookie Monster on Sesame Street Fighter

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PSYCHO CRUSHER! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Angelina Jolie Spotted Selling Dog Treats at LA Dog Park Visitors Evacuated, Animals Moved After Backlash Builds

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Just one comma short of perfection.

See Toto's "Africa" Played on a Banana

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...Yeah, I didn't even bother to check if this one was too close to the original headline, because how could it be?

3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken

When She Squirts in Your Air Fryer

New Breast Cancer "Calculator" Could Help Bees Fight Off Deadly Disease

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Hurr durr, BOOBEES.

California Today: California Today: California Today: California Today: What's That Smell?

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Burnt toast?

Satellite Spies Methane Bubbling Up From School Employee

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Finally! Irrefutable evidence that he who smelt it had not, in fact, dealt it.

Woman Convicted of Illegally Feeding Bears for 10 More New Songs

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Bears are nature's jukeboxes.

Gollum Dropped the Weed?

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Smeagol doesn't like the hobbitses' smelly leaves! Smeagol wants the Precious!

This Strange Hum Circled the Whole Group

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It's probably the refrigerator... or perhaps our parents' voices, or a foreign language in prayer.

Trump Threatens to Shut the F*ck Up

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FAKE NEWS! SAD!

Man Shoots Himself in Ankle While Playing With Swords

8,000 Barrels in Oil Spill Into the Mountain Dew

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Mountain Dew Pitch Black is back!

Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?

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I'm seeing double here! Four Pelosis!

When Girls Sleep With the Bulls

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If ancient Greece had Buzzfeed...

Multi-Millionaire Crushed to Death at Dallas Strip Club

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He got a lapdance from the woman in the previous headline.