Hurr durr, BOOBEES.
Finally! Irrefutable evidence that he who smelt it had not, in fact, dealt it.
Bears are nature's jukeboxes.
Smeagol doesn't like the hobbitses' smelly leaves! Smeagol wants the Precious!
It's probably the refrigerator... or perhaps our parents' voices, or a foreign language in prayer.
FAKE NEWS! SAD!
Mountain Dew Pitch Black is back!
I'm seeing double here! Four Pelosis!
If ancient Greece had Buzzfeed...
He got a lapdance from the woman in the previous headline.
"Hello? My eyes are UP HERE!"
Just thought I should clarify since this is a particularly awful headline: I have absolutely no sympathy for Adam Lanza, and Sandy Hook truthers are the scum of the earth.
It would also explain why some really good headlines I saved in the past seemed to mysteriously vanish. I only noticed this time because I went to leave a comment.
Okay, that's interesting—this was a headline that was generated for me that apparently had already been saved by another user two years ago. I had no idea there was a system in place to handle duplicate headlines.
Had a... shiny armpit?
The robot is also the gym leader.
♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he's got candy in his van ♫
I think of all the headlines I've ever generated, this might be the most disturbing.
That... uh, that'd be pretty uncomfortable, alright.
This is one of my all-time favorites.
If I was wrong, then I apologize.
Specifically, I'm 50% Fire Striker, 40% Equinox, and 10% Cacoma Knight in Bizyland.
Like, I noticed this last month but kept quiet about it because they weren't being too brazen at first, and some of their headlines were legitimately funny. I emailed Wil Gieseler about this a couple days ago, but I don't know how moderation issues are usually handled here.
I'm sure this is a rereg of the vote spammer, considering he registered the same day that account was banned. He's just giving almost all of his headlines 1-2 votes instead of giving every headline 3-4 votes like he was before.
Exactly how much ass constitutes a fatal dose? And is it possible to build up a tolerance?
They call it "cosa nostra" there, I think.
There's no connection between "butt" and "sharks" in these headlines. Headline Smasher just came up with Butt Sharks all on its own, I guess.
Short for Sproutheodore.
They really should've made Piece of Sh*t the A-Side instead of Joke of the Beast.
I seriously didn't realize it said murderer and not murder until just now.
In France, French Bullogs are known as "chiens perdus."
Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?
En Angleterre, un ovaire géant.
...on the 11th hour of the 11th day, of the 11th month.
I can't explain it, but I have a slight suspicion that the kit may not be 100% accurate.
But if a journalist murders a prince...
Been a while since I got one of these that made me physically recoil.
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