This is the most perfectly horrible one I've seen in a while. Holy shit.
Big Brother Is Watching You and Probably Masturbating
It's right there in the logo!
I desperately want this Bad Dudes sequel.
I'm not going to tank because a lot of people are saying America doesn't want tanks. Believe me. They are saying that the tanks are incredibly overrated. They're low-energy group members. Not a lot of people know this, but the thing about the tanks is they pull all of the threats.
¿Qué podría salir mal?
I mean, it didn't make my night, obviously, but it helped in some sort of way.
My son was born a few hours ago, I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and this made my night. Thank you.
Phwoar, that Sophitia. She's proper fit, innit?
Jesus is a biscuit.
- excerpt from "The Red Book of Riddles"
Shameless and Lily White
A dogges toorde once bit my sister...
Well, it finally happened. Headline Smasher produced a more evocative 6-word story than "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
What are the worst problems?
25% HOUSING COSTS
Is this from the new Hideo Kojima game?
Howdy, ye scurvy sea dogs!
Huh, what do you know, my cat wrote an editorial.
PSYCHO CRUSHER! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Just one comma short of perfection.
...Yeah, I didn't even bother to check if this one was too close to the original headline, because how could it be?
Hurr durr, BOOBEES.
Finally! Irrefutable evidence that he who smelt it had not, in fact, dealt it.
Bears are nature's jukeboxes.
Smeagol doesn't like the hobbitses' smelly leaves! Smeagol wants the Precious!
It's probably the refrigerator... or perhaps our parents' voices, or a foreign language in prayer.
FAKE NEWS! SAD!
Mountain Dew Pitch Black is back!
I'm seeing double here! Four Pelosis!
If ancient Greece had Buzzfeed...
He got a lapdance from the woman in the previous headline.
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