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The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season

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Be really, really careful if you do this. A guy I knew in college had an integer overflow and immediately died of anaphylactic shock. :(

Women Are Better Than Recent Sonic Games

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Sonic Mania excepted, of course.

Sweet Buns, Sebastian Gorka

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The Dragon of Bootypest

Truly Horrifying Things Discovered in the Rice

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I see my dad's pilaf made the news again.

Beluga Whale Alleged to Be the Hottest One

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She's alright, I guess? Kinda underwhelming compared to a dragon, or even a bus-sized crocodile.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" With No Micro-Transactions!

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I'm just a poor boy, I need no DLC

Celebrities Who Are They OR AREN'T THEY?

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Do They or Don't They Know Anything? Let's Find Out or Not!

Panther-Like Large Cat Suspected of Cemetery Drug Stash

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This one assures you, he has never seen this skooma before.

NFL Star Is ... A Tree?

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Ain't no rule that says a tree can't play football!

Trump Is Popping in the Pink?!!!

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EW.

D-D-D-Do You Have a Human Heart

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I hear this in my head as an Oingo Boingo song. How about you?

And I SQUIRTED a LITTLE Differently

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I love the weird emphasis you get from some headlines being all caps.

Tennessee Bus Driver Headed to WWE?

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TBD! TBD!

Zodiacs Ranked by the Balls

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Is #1 Taurus because of size or Gemini because there are four of them?

Maybe You Should Stop Believing

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...you damn kids!

She Was Handed a Speeding Ticket After Giving Birth to a Pet

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"Do you have any idea how fast y— umm, uhhhhhhh, I'll wait."

Eight-Year-Old Boy Hid Knives Near Home to Enjoy West Coast Oysters

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Ah, shucks.

First They Eat You!

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And I did not speak up, because I was eaten.

Snake on a Roll

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...!

Legalizing Marijuana, With a Shotgun

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BLUNT FORCE, starring Kal Penn, in theaters 4/20

Now That's a No Survivors

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Mama mia!

Mirror Mirror on the Yucatan Peninsula

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Who's the fairest one who looks into ya?

That Escalated a Little Too Hard for Spirit Bear Mox and the Lactose Intolerant

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*adds to list of possible band names*

Bernie Cuts Head on Subway Horror

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I choose to interpret "subway horror" as some sort of Silent Hill creature.

Bowser Is Taking a Dump

I Know Nothing About Nukes, but Trump's Using It to Brighten the Lives of Thousands of Children in War Zones

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This is the most perfectly horrible one I've seen in a while. Holy shit.

Walking Dead Find New Life on Jupiter Moon Europa

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Toynbee Idea

Space Photos of Women and Girls – Photo Dispatch

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Big Brother Is Watching You and Probably Masturbating

Walmart Has a Butthole

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It's right there in the logo!

Could You Succeed in Taking Down Donald Trump?

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I desperately want this Bad Dudes sequel.

Heaven Has a Butthole

Trump: I'm Not Going to Tank

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I'm not going to tank because a lot of people are saying America doesn't want tanks. Believe me. They are saying that the tanks are incredibly overrated. They're low-energy group members. Not a lot of people know this, but the thing about the tanks is they pull all of the threats.

Bubsy Heads to El Paso

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¿Qué podría salir mal?

Snake Covered in Diamonds

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ssssssso fabuloussssss

A First Look at Boobs

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I mean, it didn't make my night, obviously, but it helped in some sort of way.

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My son was born a few hours ago, I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and this made my night. Thank you.

I Play Soulcalibur for the Birds

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Phwoar, that Sophitia. She's proper fit, innit?

Pillsbury: What U.S. Can Learn From Religion

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Jesus is a biscuit.

Tired Dad Created a Fake Dog in Cold Weather? Answer: Don't

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- excerpt from "The Red Book of Riddles"

Now That's a Serious Birth Defect

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*sitcom laughter*