Be really, really careful if you do this. A guy I knew in college had an integer overflow and immediately died of anaphylactic shock. :(
Sonic Mania excepted, of course.
The Dragon of Bootypest
I see my dad's pilaf made the news again.
She's alright, I guess? Kinda underwhelming compared to a dragon, or even a bus-sized crocodile.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no DLC
Do They or Don't They Know Anything? Let's Find Out or Not!
This one assures you, he has never seen this skooma before.
Ain't no rule that says a tree can't play football!
I hear this in my head as an Oingo Boingo song. How about you?
I love the weird emphasis you get from some headlines being all caps.
Is #1 Taurus because of size or Gemini because there are four of them?
...you damn kids!
"Do you have any idea how fast y— umm, uhhhhhhh, I'll wait."
And I did not speak up, because I was eaten.
BLUNT FORCE, starring Kal Penn, in theaters 4/20
Who's the fairest one who looks into ya?
*adds to list of possible band names*
I choose to interpret "subway horror" as some sort of Silent Hill creature.
This is the most perfectly horrible one I've seen in a while. Holy shit.
Big Brother Is Watching You and Probably Masturbating
It's right there in the logo!
I desperately want this Bad Dudes sequel.
I'm not going to tank because a lot of people are saying America doesn't want tanks. Believe me. They are saying that the tanks are incredibly overrated. They're low-energy group members. Not a lot of people know this, but the thing about the tanks is they pull all of the threats.
¿Qué podría salir mal?
I mean, it didn't make my night, obviously, but it helped in some sort of way.
My son was born a few hours ago, I'm sleep deprived and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and this made my night. Thank you.
Phwoar, that Sophitia. She's proper fit, innit?
Jesus is a biscuit.
- excerpt from "The Red Book of Riddles"
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