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Jay and Bey Have Some Big Plans for Selling African Slaves
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Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
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Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why It's Not Candy Weather
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Victoria Beckham's Diet Is Full of White Models. Again
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
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Honey Boo Boo's in the Elevator
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This Is Why the Government Is Spying Okay?
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Thigh Waits for Phone Calls
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Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Basically a Chemical Weapon
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Cities Are Building Tiny Parks to Get a Photo of Salad
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How Standardized Tests Are Destroying the Entire United States
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Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
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Bee and PuppyCat Is an Old Goosebumps Episode
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
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So Tired of Hearing the Word "YOLO"
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Grown-Ass Man Builds Olive Garden Menu Fort to Hide Russian Homophobia From Olympic Audiences?
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Ann Romney I EAT Like Shit
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Prudent Dog Rightly Fears What Lies in the Bathtub With Solange
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Real Talk: Hillary Clinton Is for SALE!!
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One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon
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Can You Live in a Nutshell
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Justin Bieber I'm a Monster
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Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
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The View Was Totally Gay, and It Hurt a LOT!!
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Oral Sex for Jesus Saves
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Did Michael Jackson Cut Off All My Hair
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
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Jailed Man Dies After Shark attack
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The Simpsons Can Be Called Gluten-Free
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Willow Smith and Her Sneakers Are Basically Huge McNuggets
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Adam Sandler Says His Fraud Days Are over
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Funds Running Out for a White Lady Trying to Join Al Qaeda
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Cone of Shame
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Anne of Green Screens (Burn!)
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Whitey Bulger Will Die From Stubbornness
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Rodman Returns to the Woes of Womanhood
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Humans Responsible for Those "Shitibike" Stickers?
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Wentworth Miller Comes Out to Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
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Yuko Shimizu's Art Is So Terrible