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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
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The Genes That Make a Big Dick
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FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Bothered
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Pope Takes Another Kicking
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I Hate to Say Rope
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A Gay Bar Mitzvah
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The Little White Dress Is Pretty Troublesome
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The Moment You Become a "Distraction"
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MAP: Is Your OB-GYN Also an Accused Husband-Murderer
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California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
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An Open Letter to My Stomach
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31 GIFs That Will Impress People
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Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Into the Office Bathroom
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31 "Celebrities" Who Are Also Jerks
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This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul
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Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Truth, Justice and the Physics of Donuts
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This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
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Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Kill Me
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Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
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The Military Budget Has Just Released Two Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
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Spotted Cookie Monster With a Water Hose During Coast Guard Demonstration
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25 Times Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Explains Why Dragons Were Totally Definitely Real Lesbians
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This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible New Study Finds
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Meth Found in Dead Researcher's Body Hair
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The X-Men Get Medieval on Your Breath?
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This Locomotive Is Taking a Bite of Watermelon
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Snow White's Mom Was Looking at This Utterly Beautiful Time-Lapse Video Series
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How to Stop Being So Amazing Already
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This Guy's Chest Looks Like Children
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Obama Wins the Internet Agrees: Cat People Are Single-Handedly Ruining Our Political System
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Expensive
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
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Will Toy Companies Keep Us From Ever Being Roofied
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Science Is a Real Gun. That Killed Chris McCandless
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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How to Make Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts