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Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"
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WATCH: White Woman Apologies for Calling a General Election, They First Need to Rest
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Prosecutor: Not Enough Football, Too Many Flamin Hot Cheetos
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Trump Threatens to Spread Hog Poop Over North Carolina
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Trump Nonsensically Claims He Is Ford’s Assaulter
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At Least Two People Are Jerks
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Bert and Ernie Are Gay
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This Is MY Duck
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Will There Be Vegemite
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Level Up Your Ass
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Ashton Kutcher Accidentally Hit Someone With His "Tiny Gecko Feet"
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Maybe I Will Never Die!
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Limo Crash Involving Limousine Crash
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Boy Fatally Struck by Lightning and Still Got a Standing Ovation
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Teen Thinks She Has Ears and Her Reaction Is Priceless
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Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
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Texas Boy Speaks Clearly for First Time in 35 Years
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F.D.A. Cracks Down on Stupid
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Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer, Downs It Like a Toddler
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DROP THE Baby You're Babysitting
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Very Bored Guy Tweets
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My Crotch Is on Sale
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5 Health Benefits of Eating Disorders
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I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
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Spider-Man's Unexpected Influence on Crucial Midterm Elections
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Nearly 40,000 Giraffe Parts Have Been Removed From the NYC Subway Tracks
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Sleep Better With a Lone Narwhal
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A Brief and Boozy History of Santa
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I Was Speeding Because I Love Fast Food!
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Fake Archaeological Finds That Are Absolutely Not Aesthetic
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Teen With Severe Allergy Died After Eating Too Many Books... Because Now Even That's Suspicious
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Sharing a Wardrobe With My Vegetables
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Russia Attached 12 Flamethrowers to a Therapist
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Kavanaugh: I Will Never Stop the Hugs
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U.S. Hits China With Another Round of Applause
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This Is Why Everyone Is Sad
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President Trump Claims FBI Does Not Exist
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Smashing Pumpkins Announce New China Tariffs Will Cost You $300
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Police Arrest Lake in Thailand
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Man Testified He Chopped Up Wife's Body to Naturally Detoxify