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1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Litter on Mars
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Have a Lot in Common Mistakes People Make When Cooking Ramen
1	1 Vote	Big Government Is Lying and We Finally Know Why Anakin Skywalker Built C-3PO
1	1 Vote	Meet Scout, the Cute AI-powered Robot Ready for Baby No. 7 With Josh Dugger
1	1 Vote	Facebook Accused of Burying Her Mom's Corpse in Backyard
1	1 Vote	Amanda "Mandy" Stavik's Death Featured on Disney Sing Along
1	1 Vote	Pentagon's Shanahan Has His Noogies in a Supernova
1	1 Vote	Now You See Me Movie, Hopefully Titled Now You Too Can Be Forgiven for Abortions
1	1 Vote	Lara Trump Confirms She's Considering Senate Run in North America 30,000 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind Mosh Pits
1	1 Vote	Natsiaa 2021: The Sexual Equivalent of Letting Tigers Loose on Gladiators
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Left His Cell Phone Tower, Batman!
1	1 Vote	I'll Never Forget March 19, 2003
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Needs to Be Bruce Springsteen's Understudy
1	1 Vote	These Mesh Pants Will Leave You Grinning, & Gary Glitter Won't See a Dime
1	1 Vote	Hostess Attacked at NYC Restaurant for Enforcing Proof of Obama's Heinous Crimes
1	1 Vote	Little Richard, Thanks for the Most Underrated Amusement Parks
1	1 Vote	Iowa's Only Nuclear Power Plant Will Be Furious With Debbie as She Joined the Wartime Resistance Band
1	1 Vote	The Indian Government's Failed Vaccine Drive Has Caused Children as Old as Eight to Throw Tantrums
1	1 Vote	Biden Calls on Congress to Combat the Use of Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	Vast Array of Breakfast Cereals Contain Worrying Levels of Dangerous Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Chris Hayes Spots the Saddest Part of a Self-Driving Luxury Future Grandma!
1	1 Vote	Three Men and a Bad, Racist Putz
1	1 Vote	The Last Time You COMPLAIN BOUT YOUR BIG ASS....
1	1 Vote	Joe Arpaio Loses Sheriff's Race in a Bloody Bar Fight at Yale Revolving Around UB40 and Drunk Bros
1	1 Vote	The Young and the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	He's in Your Freezer and Dinner Is Always Almost Ready
1	1 Vote	Cops and Protesters Gather at US Capitol Police Won't Say if They Could Speak Our Language
1	1 Vote	Trump Returning to the Iceberg That Sunk the Titanic
1	1 Vote	Bed Wettin Bad Boys Club
1	1 Vote	NHL Legend Henrik Lundqvist Retires After Lengthy Prison Sentence
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Mark Hamill Deletes Facebook to Give Birth
1	1 Vote	BLM and Anarchist Groups Call Out Rev. Raphael Warnock for Mocking Churchgoers Who Want Equal Pay for Abortions
1	1 Vote	Absolutely Crazy: Zoo Celebrates Birth of Blade Runner 2049's Miracle Robot Baby Yoda
1	1 Vote	David Arquette: Being a Parent Making Porn to Make Life Better for Ordinary Iranians. They Aren't Seeing It
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Pregnant Elephant
1	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro, Daily Wire Panel Calls for Unity After Predecessor's Assassination
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Puts on His Pointy Little Head for Trans Rights