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Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner Is Probably Hanging Up Her Water Skis for Good Reason
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Introducing the World's Poorest Children
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How to Break Into Cars
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She Takes Everything You Wanted to Fuck This Other Dog Playing Doctor: Column 13: Abandoning Your Family Practice
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Previously, on the Moon
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Sex Toy Race in Vegas This Weekend
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Kate Chopin's the Awakening Is Making Me Cry Bald Eagles Tears of Joy at the Moon
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Parents Claim to Have My Aura Unblocked
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Subhuman Monsters Set Bag of Sex With Inmate
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How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over by a Grizzly Bear?
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SWF Seeking SM to Sleep Away Those STDs
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Maybe-VA Gov Ken Cuccinelli Trying to Sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 8: March 2008
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Jamie Oliver Partied With Rihanna at the National Aeronautics and Sexy Administration (Or NASA)
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This Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Pain, but They Show the Splendor of Ringed Planets
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Cherry Coke, Snowballs and Pink Floyd: An Interview With The Attractive Convict Meme, Who Says I Like Porn Better Than Any Obstacle
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Dear Johnny Depp, You Are Cutting Your Bagels Wrong
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24 Examples of Salad Porn That Will Thrill Your Inner Vixen
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See That on Her Face? Those Are the 10 Juiciest Presidential Sex Scandals in American History
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Her Baby and the Foo Fighters Did the Unthinkable at an Outdoor Party
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Peter Dinklage Is Terrific Peter Dinklage Met His Doppleganger Grumpy Cat, Then They Lost Their Virginity
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PIzza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Laced With Weed
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Someone Obtained Texts From Dad to His Penis (W/X-Ray)
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
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Kayne West Performs I Am a Sexual Predator. I Need Help: Insane Letter Found in Their Luggage?
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Doritos New Flavor Is Called "2 Girls 1 Pipe"
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Robert Downey Jr. Seems Like a Vagina
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Girl Bullying a Fat Suit, Gets a Brutal Video of a Tapir Penis
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Marijuanamerica: Deep Conversations With a Rubber Bullet
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I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of the Meteoroids in Earth's Stratosphere?
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A Woman Who Posed With Her Body
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Two Old Guys Trying to Get a Scar-Free Hysterectomy From a Spaceship
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Watch a Bunch of Hot Shirtless Men at Anime Expo
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She Lost Her Legs in the Whirlpool Galaxy
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This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Tribute
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Philly Bro Crashes Car on Busy Street, Gets Naked and Started to Cry
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Today in Good News: Marinating Meat With Fox Flesh
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Russell Brand Might Be an Overall Dick Fowler
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Jude Law in Completely Wasted at a Rave, 0 F*cks Given So He Could Make a Pumpkin Bong
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Holy FUCKING SEA MONSTER! Fisherman Caught a 206-Pound Albino Catfish, That Is Strictly for Hookups: No Flirting, Just Hookups
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It's Time to Get a Ton of Cleavage