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Tom Hanks Has Been Sneakily Tracking You for Days
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Boris Johnson Forced to Work
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We Asked People to Bathe in Blood to "Invoke Devil"
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The Victim's Stab Wounds Were Inflicted by a Zamboni During an On-Ice Interview
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I Found Gay Porn on My Watch!
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Deliver Us, Lord, From the World
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Homeless Man With Bionic Penis
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I'm Really Glad I Wasn't Wearing Any Clothes
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Well S***, Amazon Is About to Buy Greenland
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HBO Has Quietly Removed All of Puerto Rico
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Cargo Ship Hit by a Bisexual Latina
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We Actually Like to Zipline Into Godzilla's Gaping Mouth
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Opinion: We Are SCREAMING
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Daniel Craig Doesn't Think James Bond Should Be Denied Communion, Even Though He Advocates for Baby Genocide
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Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
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No Time for Bananas
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5 Signs Something Is Wrong With Your Actual Personality
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Weird Al Roker
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B I R T H D a Y B O Y E
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Some Letters. Some of Them
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How to Permanently Be Killed
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School Suspends Teacher After He Retires
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Pope Refuses to Use His Shower
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Britain Calls for Creation of a "Very Bad Joke"
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Just Don't Build a Nuclear Weapon
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The Gaping Butthole Is the Market
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Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
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I Don't Think YOU EVEN TRIED
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Grieving for My Own Fursona
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Chance the Rapper Urges HBO to Cancel Christmas
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Ted Cruz Is a Bad Idea
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No THANK YOU for Your Scrotum
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Dear France: Please Stop Asking Me Out!
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The McRib Was a National Security Emergency
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McDonald's All-Day Breakfast Continues to Worsen
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I Love Her Butt
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50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New York, We Have a Class War!
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Bus Driver Shot and Killed in Great White Shark Attack
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Teens Exploring Abandoned "Haunted House" Find a Real Adult
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Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations