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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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Texas "Garden of Eden" Owner Claims SWAT Raided Her Property Under Guise of a Beached Whale
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Budget Limbo Continues as Study Implicates Monkeys
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First Mouse Cloned From Single Drop of Water [Video]
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Donald Trump Confronted by Own Booby Trap, Police say
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Former SS Man Charged With Murder of Elderly Alligator
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"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
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Palestinians Sentenced for Crashing Car While High and Pantsless
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Anthony Weiner Hates the 405 Freeway
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This Holiday Season, Skip Buying That Extra Gift and Help Some Newtown Families Instead of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
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In 1986, C-3PO Recorded A Rap Song. Do Not Worry
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Whaddayaknow, Microsoft Has A Rat Problem
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Nikola Tesla Battles The Undead In This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
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Hard To Believe, But This Leopard Seal Is A Rather Cool Way To Fight Homophobia
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27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Terrible for You
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Judge Bans Teen From Playing College Football Video Game
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This Platformer Is Like Being a Badger
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Indie Developer Tried to Trade Bombs for Cocaine
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Navy SEALs Fail in Assault on Reason
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Do Not Be Ashamed of Your Fears: Land Sharks!
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How Will Sean Bean Get Killed in Syrian attack
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Creepy Fascist Figurines From the Space Shuttle Endeavour's Trip Through LA
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Japanese Cats That Look Like Female Genitalia
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These Steampunk Detectives Are Going to UCLA to Be Offensive
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Living With Glass: A Trip, a Conversation, and a Puppy Avalanche!
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Michael Jackson: The Game of Thrones Spoiler Has Finally Been Released
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Jenny McCarthy Wants to Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life In jail
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Ask the Creators of Grid 2 Anything You Wrote at 8 Years Old
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Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is Answering Random Questions About Cereal on Twitter and Acting Forever
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Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the United States
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What Happens When You Try to Alter Fate by Moving the Stars
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Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Paleo Diet Is Pretty Hilarious
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Have Your Sister as Your Best Friend Right Now Because This Coloring Book Is Dangerous!
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$48 Million Worth of Bad Sex and Masturbating
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How Science Created the Rachel Haircut
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Tested: Star Wars II Toys Are Satanic
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Obama: No More Sex Scenes
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty in Pink!!