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Why Ahmadinejad Voted Against the Drumstick: Chicken Parts, Ranked
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The Future Will Be Made Into Gif Immediately
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Halle Berry Will Play Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell!
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Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Stay in the Fifth Grade?
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Judge Ignores Pleas of Woman Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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The Catholic Church Battling Against a Computer Zombie
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Cloning Don'ts: Things to Obsess About Instead of Reading Faces With These Phrenology Diagrams
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StarCraft II Beta Is a Dirty Word Only When You Dress Up as a Stripper Dancing for Justin Bieber
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That Time We Let Iran Enrich Some Uranium
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Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks
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What if Evangelion Had a Positive Influence on America?
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Twinkies Are Back, and They're Coming for Eisner's Shins
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The Most Influential Men in Suits Documentary Looks at Monster Suit Performers
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Sweden Finds No Link Between Worlds
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Panic in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
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More NSA Employees Found to Have Style Blogs
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Forty Years of Austerity: What Does Your Adult Cartoon Say About Brooklyn Hipsters
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College Student Abandoned in Windowless DEA Cell for 4 Decades?
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PETA's Actual Death Toll Hits 19 in Killer Hornet attacks
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A Diva Takes Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of "Lobbyists?"
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Statistical Proof That We Can't Trust Romney With Our Telescope
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On Nature News: Bird Flu, Fossil Fish, and the Moon Rocket Riot Grrrl
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Liberals Praise Pat Robertson After Shocking Transgender Comments: I Don't Mean Trousers
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Yes, the New Pope Sure Has an EDM Project
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Meet Gucci, the Cat Who Wears a WWJD Bracelet
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If the Scooby Gang Took Over 90s Living Rooms
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You Can Grow Your Own Health Care. Boom!
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God Is Just About Farting
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Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Legally
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The Game of Thrones Minifigs Are Now In the Hands of Muslim Brotherhood
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After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
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When My Mom Is Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup
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NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
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A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
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Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
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As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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36 Things You Can't Put on Your New Robot Overlord
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Tokyo Train Station Is Covered in Kittens!