Headline Smasher

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3,920 smashes / 6,967 upvotes / smashed from 7,402 real headlines

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2	2 Vote	You're Allowed to Possess a Nuclear War
2	2 Vote	Fuck Waiting for Next FBI Chief
2	2 Vote	G2A's Relationship With Gearbox Ends With a Passive-Aggressive Yoga Instructor
2	2 Vote	Dude, Take a Peaceful Post-Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	Finaly Starbucks Won't F*ck Up My Room
2	2 Vote	Because You Hate Kids?
2	2 Vote	A Poem About Death and You Tryna Tie Your Shoe
2	2 Vote	When You're Shy and You Deserve Better Sleep
2	2 Vote	How You Break Up With Crab
2	2 Vote	Go Out and Letting Your Heart Rot
2	2 Vote	I Hooked Up With the Cloud
2	2 Vote	Allow Yourself to Become Compulsory in All Schools
2	2 Vote	My Social Anxiety Is Not Impressed
2	2 Vote	Japanese School Uniform Based on Your Ears) – CNET
2	2 Vote	President George H.W. Bush Is STILL Walking Away
2	2 Vote	Teen Manages to Get Free Sh*t Because You Do What He Needed to Do
2	2 Vote	This Is How I Became a Global Organization
2	2 Vote	I Challenge You to Carry Out Simple Car Maintenance Tasks
2	2 Vote	Would You Want a Knife...
2	2 Vote	I Hope You Fall Asleep to Music Without Wasting Battery
2	2 Vote	7 Ways to Make National Elections Less Secure
2	2 Vote	God Will Give You the Bill
2	2 Vote	In 2017, Learn to Speak With Forked Tongue
2	2 Vote	Strictly Come Dancing: All You Need to Kill Me!!
2	2 Vote	So You Know "Die Hard" Was Based on Your Christmas Cards
2	2 Vote	These College Students May Do Better With Weed
2	2 Vote	President Barack Obama's Farewell to the Guy Who Hasn't Seen a Pregnant Goth
2	2 Vote	Kendall Jenner Won't Let You Break Me Again
2	2 Vote	10 Ways to Actually Survive the Never Ending Struggle of Schoolwork
2	2 Vote	I Don't Want a Banana
2	2 Vote	Ok Guys I Really Need to Be Happy
2	2 Vote	Jose Mourinho May Have to Beg
2	2 Vote	When I Knew I Was an "Insult"
2	2 Vote	Your Dentist Will Never Love You When I Do
2	2 Vote	4 High-Quality Sex Toys That Talk With Your Crush
2	2 Vote	How to Be Loved
2	2 Vote	We Are ON Sale
2	2 Vote	16 Insanely Hot Ways to Make the Most Badass Pillow Ever Created
2	2 Vote	NYU Strikes a Blow Job
2	2 Vote	Now I Think You Don't Deserve Anything Less Than $0

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