Headline Smasher

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11,976 smashes / 21,207 upvotes / smashed from 30,306 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

171	171 Vote	Instead of Arresting a Suspect, This Cop Decided to Reinvent the Bicycle
170	170 Vote	Scientists Baffled by My Unemployed Girlfriend
168	168 Vote	Snake Is Always Direct and Honest
167	167 Vote	Help! I Hate It
166	166 Vote	Help! My Girlfriend Dumped Me for My Beautiful Cat?
166	166 Vote	I Shall Make Them Wear Hats 1	1
165	165 Vote	Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
164	164 Vote	Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
161	161 Vote	Help! My Husband Speaks
157	157 Vote	Help! My Wife Needs to Be Reset Again
157	157 Vote	"Conspiracy Theorists" Hide RAZOR Blades and NEEDLES in Children's Skulls 1	1
156	156 Vote	Mommy! Can I Get High
155	155 Vote	Jesus Is Not Afraid of the Air Force
152	152 Vote	Did Trump Fall Prey to a Porn Cinema
151	151 Vote	Most Important Thing Is How I Feel Offended by This 2	2
150	150 Vote	NOW You Can Control the Minds of Vegetables
148	148 Vote	Trump Is a Sex Offender
148	148 Vote	Seven-Year-Old Calls 911 to Save This Nation 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Rain Is Becoming "too Woke"
142	142 Vote	How Thanos Will Be No Match for My Lyme Disease
141	141 Vote	Your 9-Year-Old Is Already Embracing an Authoritarian Regime
140	140 Vote	Help! I Just Found Out I Have a Boyfriend
140	140 Vote	Same-Sex Penguin Couple Is Charged in Murder-For-Hire Plot
137	137 Vote	Help! I Want Power
135	135 Vote	Michael Jordan Says He's Getting a COVID Test in 28 Years
133	133 Vote	My Partner Doesn't Like Oral Sex, So I Told Her Family She Was Missing 1	1
133	133 Vote	Apparently Snails Are Not an Option
132	132 Vote	Talk to Your Salads. Here's How
130	130 Vote	How Knitting Saved Me From My Inflatable Giraffe
129	129 Vote	Biden Is About to Climax
126	126 Vote	Homeless Man Confesses to Murder After 37 Years So He Doesn't Have to Live With Me
125	125 Vote	Help! My Mom Thinks It's Her Job to Get Even Worse
122	122 Vote	YouTube Is a Lie
122	122 Vote	A Doctor Who Is Also a Dog
120	120 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to a Cold, Empty Void
120	120 Vote	Miley Cyrus Drops New Breakup Song Following Split With Miley Cyrus
119	119 Vote	I've Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Reincarnated as a Clever Crime Investigator
119	119 Vote	Help! I'm a Man
118	118 Vote	Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
116	116 Vote	Jesus Didn't Discriminate Against Disabled People in 2014

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