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1,094 smashes / 1,807 upvotes / smashed from 1,597 real headlines
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Cat Power Is Restored
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You Will Never Be Able to Pee Again 9gag Dailywire Noisey
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Here Are 6 Smart Ways to Eat Rocks Free Republic Noisey USA Today
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I Can't Stop Murdering Everybody Cracked Noisey
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*Woof* *Woof* That's the Sound of Apocalypse and Rebirth 9gag Noisey
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Angela Merkel Vows to Release New Song Noisey The Telegraph
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Hey Stoners, Someone Invented Oreos That Double as Shaving Cream Noisey Women's Health
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I Know Nothing About Nukes, but Trump's Using It to Brighten the Lives of Thousands of Children in War Zones
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CNN Free Republic Huffington Post Noisey The Independent
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Man Stabbed on Way to Tell Someone "I Like You" Drudge Report Noisey
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Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever Naturalnews Noisey
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Mum Turns Daughter's Playhouse Into an Unsettling Underworld Noisey The Sun
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Guy Gets Hit Trying to Be Misunderstood 9gag Noisey
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Free Cake for Every Situation Mashable Noisey
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Masturbate Using Sulphuric Acid While Yodaling With a Gift to Jay Z 9gag Noisey
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We Finally Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why?
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Noisey The Mary Sue
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Newborn Baby Boy Is Mine The Daily Mail Noisey
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Glenn Close's Dog Was Shitting Noisey
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Exercising Outdoors With a Slime Visualizer Noisey New York Times
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Senate Confirms Trump Is a Coward for Not Sharing Passwords CNN Hacker News Noisey USA Today
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Drinking Cognac and Smoking Hookahs in Coney Island With a Puke-Soaked Football Noisey SBNation
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Houston High School Girls Basketball Player Proves That "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Can, in Fact, Bang Noisey New York Post SBNation ThinkProgress
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Rihanna Just Dropped a New, Better Nuclear Agreement BroBible Huffington Post Noisey
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French Bulldog Cries While Listening to Rap Cheezburger Noisey
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Kamala Harris "struggles" to Explain the Game's Greatest Hits Album Engadget Noisey Twitchy
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Cheerios Will Give You a Prismatic Glow Noisey The Gloss USA Today
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The Best Security Cameras for Inside Your Brain Noisey Wired
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Maybe I'll Just Give Up Already Deadspin Noisey
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Florida: Rick Scott Is a Reptile Breitbart Free Republic Noisey
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Another Woman Has Made Me Feel 15 Again Cheezburger Engadget Noisey
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BREAKING: Despacito 2 Memes Depict a Terrifying Band of Giant Jocks Cheezburger Noisey New York Times
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Mythic "Black Panther" Soundtrack Could Have Caused the Civil Rights Movement Business Insider Noisey NPR
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Nicki Minaj Probably Had a Really Big Forehead 9gag Noisey
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A Shrimp Species Has Been Cancelled Noisey Western Journalism
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Trent Reznor's Music Was Always Going to Be Abolished Kotaku MTV Noisey SBNation
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Kylie Jenner Opened Up About the Realities of Death Metal HelloGiggles Noisey
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Beyoncé Is Starting TO Scare Me Free Republic Noisey New York Times
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Rick Perry Takes Time to Seriously Get Into Insane Clown Posse
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Jezebel Noisey
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Hey You Gotta Put on Your Feet BuzzFeed Cheezburger Noisey
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Name Your Baby Todd Marcus Noisey NPR
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The "Old Town Road" Ft. Billy Ray Cyrus "Old Town the Road" by Lil Nas X's Old Town Road
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