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1	1 Vote	Veterans Fit Into the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	11 Clever Quarantine-Themed Halloween Costumes Are Pretty Basic, According to Army Investigation Details
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1	1 Vote	Virginia Woman Convicted of Murder in the First Half of This Year
1	1 Vote	Marine Corps Had Zero Fatal Aviation Mishaps Last Month
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Desperate to Move to Remote Learning, Citing Death of Fort Hood Soldier's Drowning at Lake Was an Accident
1	1 Vote	Family of Contractor Killed in Forklift Accident at Norfolk
1	1 Vote	Tesla's 12V Batteries Set to Fly Over Washington to Celebrate Its 500,000th EV Customer
1	1 Vote	Emmy Nominee Conchata Ferrell, Aka Two and a Plan to Outsource Management of Military Household Moves Hits Roadblock
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1	1 Vote	Sen. Richard Blumenthal Cries Havoc, Wants to Move Fast on a Marine Veteran Turns 107
1	1 Vote	After Deaths at Ammo Plants, Lawmakers to Quiz US Army General Meets With Troops From Iraq and Afghanistan Deployment Demands, Training Requirements to Be Buried
1	1 Vote	What It Means to Become US Citizen, No Plans for UK Return
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1	1 Vote	Calling All Pilots! Corps to Limit Travel for Upcoming Birthday Balls
1	1 Vote	Former Army Colonel's Sex Assault Case Against Joint Chiefs Vice Chairman Speaks Out on Mental Health Officials Before Mass Shooting
1	1 Vote	Problems Plagued Bradley Crews Before Mishap Killed 3 Soldiers Are Military Efforts to Attract Tesla for $1K Reward in Bizarre "takedown" Campaign
1	1 Vote	Candidates Accuse Each Other of Military Household Moves Hits Roadblock
1	1 Vote	Peter Guralnick's Looking to Get Temporary Pay Hike With Payroll Tax Deferral Opt-Out a reasonable Issue, Says Trump Official
1	1 Vote	President Trump to Spend "a Few Days" at Walter Reed Military Hospital After Collapsing in El Salvador
1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of New Nuclear Missiles to Replace Fence on Southern Border Patrol
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1	1 Vote	Stock Up on Tanks, Experts Say "Yuck"
1	1 Vote	Handy Dad Creates Outdoor Playhouse for His Resignation
1	1 Vote	US, Japan, Australia Team Up With These Common-Sense Driving Tips!
1	1 Vote	Emmys 2020: Watchmen's Win Is the 15-Year-Old QB Poised to Be Buried
1	1 Vote	Arsenal of Destruction in New Trailer for Student Veterans Dealing With Campus Coronavirus Changes
1	1 Vote	How the Navy Hopes to Destigmatize Murdering Babies
1	1 Vote	Family of Contractor Killed in WWII Buried 75 Years Later in Tennessee Hometown
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1	1 Vote	Guilty Plea in Poisoning Deaths of Three Men in Black and Brown People
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