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298	298 Vote	Uh-Oh, Scientists Used Human Genes to Make Everyone Miserable
150	150 Vote	Biden May Have Been "Rickrolled"
144	144 Vote	The Rain Is Becoming "too Woke"
111	111 Vote	Lawmakers Continue to Kill
104	104 Vote	Trump Repeats His Vow to "go to Hell"
103	103 Vote	An Elderly Woman in Okinawa Was Bitten by a Car
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
61	61 Vote	Foods to Eat if You're on the Moon
55	55 Vote	Concerned About the Color Yellow 2	2
53	53 Vote	US to Send Offensive Message
45	45 Vote	Feds Say "Yum"
38	38 Vote	IS It Time to Die From COVID Vaccine Refusals
27	27 Vote	Cows potty-Trained in Experiment to Reduce Veteran Suicides
8	8 Vote	A Lethal New Side of Mountain Dew
7	7 Vote	Feds Will Again Pick Up Full Cost of the Light Bulb, Not Thomas Edison
6	6 Vote	Crayon-Eating Devil Dog Is Destined to Be a Win-Win for Everyone
6	6 Vote	Dem Leaders Thwart Leftist Attempt to Summon Hell on Earth in Under an Hour
6	6 Vote	A Lethal New Side of GoFundMe
6	6 Vote	Sadly, "Cyberpunk 2077" Has Been Stabbed to Death in Police Custody
6	6 Vote	The Baby That Came Back to Life in Prison
5	5 Vote	Here's How Much You Care About a Bunch of Cocaine
5	5 Vote	Afghan Allies Need Immediate Evacuation to Avoid Bennifer Mania
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Is Not Your Average Pastor
5	5 Vote	Mum Exempt From Wearing Camouflage
5	5 Vote	Help! I Want to Be Concerned?
4	4 Vote	Army Promises Big Investment in Child Sexual Exploitation
4	4 Vote	This Air Force Still Not Enough
4	4 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter's Daughters Say They Won't Deploy Land-Based Nukes in Europe
4	4 Vote	Baked on the Road to Dementia
4	4 Vote	Air Force Base Jumper
4	4 Vote	Cute, Cuddly, and Ready to "Piss a Lot Better"
4	4 Vote	The Army Is Looking After Your Pelvic Floor
4	4 Vote	"You Are Justified in Being Angry With Me" — Read the Bible
3	3 Vote	You May Have Been You!
3	3 Vote	Virus Won't Stop Abortions: "Women Need" to Kill Off Humanity
3	3 Vote	SCOTUS Throws Out Navy Super Hornet
3	3 Vote	US Botched the Response to "Flabby Tummy" Question
3	3 Vote	Pentagon Inspector General Exploring How to Unlock Premium Features
3	3 Vote	Jeff Bezos Phallic-Shaped Rocket Falls
3	3 Vote	Everything We Know About Endlessness

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