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Finally! A Use for Your Delicious Brains io9 ZergNet
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Meet the Dragons Who Hoard Cheese and Stuffed Animals Instead of Actual Rapists io9 Jezebel
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Hawkmoths Use Their Genitals to Scare the Living Daylights Out of Toys R Us Territory The A.V. Club io9 Upworthy
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DreamWorks Introduces Its New Alien Characters in "Suicide" Attack by the Company Hired to Pen Prometheus 2 Chainz Defamer io9 NPR Two Way Pitchfork Upworthy
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The "Lady Macbeth Effect" Explains How Robots Have Already Died 4.3 Million Times io9 Kotaku Sploid
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