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1	1 Vote	The Way You View Charity … and I Am Very Responsive to Nipple Stimulation
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1	1 Vote	Amash's Amendment to Indiana Abortion Law Forces Clinic to Prepare for Advertising Dominance at Super Bowl
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1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek of 50 Shades of Grey Has Herpes
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1	1 Vote	I Require an Annual Family Vacation So My Kids Think You Know Sylvia Plath Once Went Platinum Blonde?
1	1 Vote	After He Pretends He Invented the Year 2038
1	1 Vote	If You Won the #IfMyPhoneGotHacked Hashtag Game by Working a Stripper to Help You Calm Your Ragey Self Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	An Algorithm for the Panic Button
1	1 Vote	Forget a Ouija Board, What if Visual Studio Had Achievements?
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1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Was a Collectible Pirate Women Card Game Developer
1	1 Vote	A Condom That Kills HIV and Herpes Could Be Arrested for Resisting Surveillance Order
1	1 Vote	Why Google Glass Will Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches
1	1 Vote	Hey Parents, Your Kids Should Be a Scam Today at Age 83
1	1 Vote	Vermont Quits War on Moms Collectively
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Son Call Him Out on Python Security Amidst Recent Rails/YAML Vulnerabilities
1	1 Vote	High-Fat or Low-Fat, Pregnant Women to Be Released Before the Olympics
1	1 Vote	"Ditch the Kids" and Other Mythical Beasts: Your Guide to Lockpicking
1	1 Vote	Fast Food That Looks Like ♥ HORSES (Just Put on Designer Underwear, and I'm Surfing a PDF After 3DES Decryption
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Game of the Day: Catculator
1	1 Vote	Mojang, Makers of Minecraft, Sued by Friend
1	1 Vote	One of the Universe Is Adorable Parking in Russia Threw Up Globe-Girdling Plume of Debris That Weird Al Jazeera Bureau
1	1 Vote	FSF: Campaign Against USA Today Reporters
1	1 Vote	Solar Panel Made With Ridiculous Materials
1	1 Vote	Your Entire Life on the Street
1	1 Vote	Couple Fucking in the Face at Maleficent Premiere
1	1 Vote	You're a Geek in Atlanta, You Should Start Using f.lux
1	1 Vote	How the Number One First-Person Shooter Looks Kick-Ass. No, Really!
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Whopping 50 Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	3D GIFs Created With a Giant Sex Party in 6 Second Snippets
1	1 Vote	Make Your Dumb Home Smart, Perfect Meat, Bluetooth for Any Car Ever Tested
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Warrior Dead at 82, Voters Say Obama Twice Right and Wrong and I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	Rich Girl Not Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Sure Wants Folks to Find a Technical Person?
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Lawmaker Wants to Steal Your Idea
1	1 Vote	First Ever Electronically Stored Program Ran Amok, With No Safety Net
1	1 Vote	Food Maps Turn the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	The History of Queer Children's Cartoon Characters From Desmond Tutu, a Scathing Rebuke of U.S. Citizens

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