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1,240 smashes / 1,834 upvotes / smashed from 5,238 real headlines
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AOC: Biden Has Given Birth! CNN Egotastic
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Kim Kardashian Is Just Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes Egotastic New York Magazine
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Still in the Bathroom! Egotastic People
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Women Belong in the Bathroom! Cracked Egotastic
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Shakespeare in a Bikini! The Christian Science Monitor Egotastic
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Why Hugh Jackman Really Wants You to Masturbate! CINEMABLEND Egotastic Kotaku
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Cancer, Your May Horoscope Wants You to Masturbate! Egotastic Hollywood Life
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Who's a Good Coconut! Egotastic The Guardian
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Jane Austen Is the Queen of Weed! Egotastic The Federalist
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Turn Up the Sun! Egotastic Mashable
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Mike Tyson in a Bikini! Egotastic Uproxx
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Go to Bed Already and Forget About the Joys of Motherhood Cheezburger Egotastic The Escapist
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Grandmother "Overjoyed" to Get Nude! Egotastic New York Post
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Grieving Widow Describes Final Moments With Her Blow Up Pal! Egotastic The Blaze
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Ryan Seacrest, 46, Is Dating Kanye West! Egotastic The Sun
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Bella Thorne Has a Time Crystal Boing Boing Egotastic New York Magazine
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Not Everything Is in Venice! Egotastic Hollywood Life
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These Sea Slugs Cut Off Their Girl Power for International Women's Day! CNN Egotastic USA Today
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Georgia, Voting Rights, in a Pink Thong CounterPunch Egotastic
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Hideo Kojima Has Never Made a Big Boy! Egotastic GamesRadar
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I'm a Red Dress!
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WATCH: Mysterious Circumstances Surround Major Oil Tankers Intercepted in Red Lingerie! Egotastic The Blaze Zerohedge
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5-Year-Old Boy Gets Trapped in a Bikini! The Daily Mail Egotastic ZergNet
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"Metal Gear Solid" and Other Fine Things! Egotastic Engadget
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There Is a Pasta Slurper! Egotastic The Mary Sue
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Madonna Takes Us to Post-Apocalyptic Pittsburgh Egotastic Polygon
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Review: Bloodshot Is the Love of My Life Ars Technica Egotastic Mirror
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WATCH: California Teen Girl Shoves Bear Off Wall With Her Fiancé Ryan Cabrera! Egotastic The Blaze
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Pick a Dream Threesome! BuzzFeed Egotastic
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Hilaria Baldwin Grew Up in Nothing but Lingerie and Heels! The Daily Mail Egotastic
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After Dragon's Historic Docking, America Has a Sister! Ars Technica Egotastic
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Disney Is Not Pregnant! The A.V. Club Egotastic
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Shakira Charged With Murder and Other Fine Things! Egotastic The Independent
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Buying a New Girlfriend! Egotastic The Week
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Games Are Still a Thing! Egotastic ZergNet
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It's Time to Get Zen! BuzzFeed Egotastic
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TikTok Star Addison Rae Meets Donald Trump! Egotastic Free Republic
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Joe Biden's Agriculture Appointment Is a Witch! Egotastic The Week
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Hailey Bieber Uses This $5 Soap With 2,500 Five-Star Ratings to Clean Her Makeup Line! Egotastic Hollywood Life
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Why It's Getting Easier to Buy Your Girl for Christmas! Egotastic Fox News The Week