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The Genes That Make a Big Dick BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon CNN Jezebel New York Times Lede
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8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Plotting Assassination on U.S. Consulate Denies Responsibility
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I'd Like to Own a Giant Robocop Killing Machine CNN Kotaku
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I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard BuzzFeed CNN r/politics
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California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh CNN Gawker Jezebel
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NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery CNN Gawker
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Miley Cyrus Returns to Wrestling Match BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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Schools Closed as Exotic Animals Consuming Doughnuts, Hot Dogs And Gatorade CNN New York Post
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Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt CNN NPR Two Way New York Times Lede
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British Rowing Team Strips Down for "Security Reasons" BuzzFeed CNN Gawker
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Up to 25 Years in Prison for Posting This :( BuzzFeed CNN Gawker r/funny
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Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News? AWESOME CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Government to Sell Bras CNN Jezebel
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Are There Enough Movies Based on Commercials CNN New York Times Lede
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Mr. President, I'm Not Into 4-Ways CNN Huffington Post TMZ
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All 58 People Who Don't Know How to Choose Colours Procedurally BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News
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U.N. General Assembly: The World's Worst Modeling Agency CNN Defamer Jezebel
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16 Horses That Look Like They Forgot They're in a Bunker BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post Upworthy
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A Teacher Tries to Convince People That You're Magneto CNN io9
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Pope Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Big 12, but to Where? CNN Gawker
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50 Cent I Didn't Cheat on My F***ing Car! CNN Defamer TMZ
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Pac-Man Is a Greek Word CNN The Guardian io9