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1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Bossily Insists That We Have Sex With a Transgender Son and His First Time Wharp
1	1 Vote	Female Professor Loses Job Offer When She Read the 14th-Century Islamic Book "The Muqaddimah"
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1	1 Vote	Mayor Admits to Spying on Senate Staff After Months of Denials
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