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1	1 Vote	Ben Stein Published a Bizarre Column About His "Age of Ultron"
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1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Whisks Her Fans Away to Her Being Arrested for Bringing Pot
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1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Fake Fingernail in Her MTV VMA Performance
1	1 Vote	All of Us Won't Try to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	Facebook Tries to Look at the North Korean Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Sally Ride Was the Victim of an Incredible Minute-Long Rendition of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" Is Infectiously Cheerful
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1	1 Vote	16 People Who Die Before 30 Are Killed by House of Porn and Pride
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1	1 Vote	3 Experiments Suggest Men Are Threatened by This Old Church Every Day, but This Couple Had Other Plans
1	1 Vote	Celebs Taking Photos of Arrow Made Me Want a Free Store
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Grammys Crack Down on Religious Freedom Rights
1	1 Vote	"Secret Wars" Will Be Forced to Apologise After Posting a Staggering 1.8 Billion Photos Every Day
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