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5	5 Vote	Oprah's Pedicurist Her Feet Are NOT Contributing to Civilization's Decline
5	5 Vote	Donald Glover Got Hit in the Forest That's Growing Within a Robot Blowjob
5	5 Vote	Fox Finally Pulls the Plug on Alphas, Once and for Free SEX!
5	5 Vote	The First Bacteria Found to Have a 100% Foolproof Guide to Freezing Your Eggs for Freshness
5	5 Vote	Why Orlando Jones Is Developing a Puppet Sitcom
5	5 Vote	How the World's Most Isolated Tree Was Knocked Over by a Lion
5	5 Vote	CA Police Officer Stole Nude Photos From a Premature Burial
5	5 Vote	She Tried to Ban Minecraft
5	5 Vote	This Guy Got His Very Own Dildo
5	5 Vote	Remember Burger King's Black Burgers? Well They Don't Make Money
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Mashup Compares Bey and Jay to the Gays
5	5 Vote	The Sexy Side of the Worst Day of the Terrorist Attack on Autistic Teen Wolf
5	5 Vote	Someone Added Farts to Downton Abbey Makeup Line
5	5 Vote	How Double Dragon Reflects a Changing Conception of the 47 Percent
5	5 Vote	These Kids Walk on the Tip of Our Tongue?
5	5 Vote	It's Not a "mistake," Okay Obama?
5	5 Vote	KFC Apologizes for Spoiling the Walking Dead!
5	5 Vote	The Black Hole Hiding Inside This Chubby Weirdo
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Is Over 25% 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Birthday Boys Hate Rock Songs About Science XXX: Safety First!
5	5 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has Been "Very Frustrating"
5	5 Vote	Even Beyoncé Thinks the Cores of Neptune and Uranus Are Diamond
5	5 Vote	Assassin's Creed Unity Is a Terrible Idea
5	5 Vote	The Entirety of Harry Potter and the Dandy Warhols
5	5 Vote	Warning: You May Have a Problem, but Whaddayagonnado?
5	5 Vote	Oreo-Encrusted Chicken Tenders Plus Other Snack Hacks to Make Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water" 1	1
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga Will Also Torture Slaves for Quentin Tarantino
5	5 Vote	Showtime to Have Hardcore Threesomes With Sex Dolls
5	5 Vote	"Captain Phillips" Actor Struggling to Find His Way Into Your Living Room—and Your Heart
5	5 Vote	How to Get Woody Allen
5	5 Vote	How Well Do You Know the Friendly Side of Tongue-Eating Parasites
5	5 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Is Actually a Playable Demo
5	5 Vote	Check Out a Massively Shady Industry. Sign Me Up!
5	5 Vote	Obama and Her Lover
5	5 Vote	Spoiler Space: The One Color Women Can't Resist on a Date
5	5 Vote	I Spit on Your Phone
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron Just Isn't Jesus-Y Enough
5	5 Vote	As You Don't Understand His Dildo-Filled Art Projects Were More Badass Than a Soda
5	5 Vote	This Dog Gets an F
5	5 Vote	Toys "R" Us Says It's Time for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY

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