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136	136 Vote	Crab Using a Cell Phone or Tablet
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
134	134 Vote	We Actually Like to Zipline Into Godzilla's Gaping Mouth
133	133 Vote	Repent, Ye Sinners: The Monkeys Are Coming for Your Wallet
133	133 Vote	Trump Quickly Faceplants During State Visit to the Upside Down
133	133 Vote	I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Street Magician
133	133 Vote	Get Involved, Internet!: Donate to Twitter Trolls
133	133 Vote	Awww! This Kid Nutpunching His Twin Brother Can Teach Us About the U.S. Oil Price
133	133 Vote	Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Song for Pornhub
131	131 Vote	I May Destroy You Nerds
131	131 Vote	Satanists Want You Back (From the Dead)
128	128 Vote	Scientist Says Eating Humans Could Save You Over $100 1	1
125	125 Vote	Dolphins Work Together Too Well and We're All Doomed 1	1
125	125 Vote	Fox Developing 24 Prequel Series About Jesus Reincarnated as a Kid Rock
125	125 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Killing Your Sex Life: Study Claims
125	125 Vote	Google Is Buying Beats for $3
124	124 Vote	Canada Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
123	123 Vote	Apple's "Back to School" Event Kicks Off With Sex, Booze, and Moby Dick 1	1
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
122	122 Vote	We're All Screaming "Hope" and "Fuck" Into the Office?
122	122 Vote	Malaysia Is Fighting Giant, Fire-Breathing Spiders
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
121	121 Vote	Batman Stumbles Into the Cabbage Patch Kids Birthing Chambers
121	121 Vote	A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 1	1
119	119 Vote	No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Be Intimidated
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
119	119 Vote	Vanilla Ice Accepts Plea Deal in THE Ass 1	1
119	119 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Porn at Work
118	118 Vote	Tiny Baby Has No Fear of Covid-19 After Attending a Meditation Retreat
118	118 Vote	Trump Is a Toilet Seat
118	118 Vote	Climate Skeptics Are Half-Right, and 100 Percent Full of Spiders
118	118 Vote	The 13 Creepiest Babies in the Robot Uprising
117	117 Vote	They Were Conned: How Reckless Loans Devastated a Generation of Goths
116	116 Vote	Your Blood Will Boil When You Mess With the Swamp in the Parallel Universe
116	116 Vote	Newswire: Pokémon Go Will Help Keep the Imperial Scum Out! 1	1
116	116 Vote	Disney Is Going Amish, Finally
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
115	115 Vote	Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
115	115 Vote	Boy Gets Head Stuck in Orbit

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