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“Hello From The Chateau Marmont, There's A Goddamn Bird In My Cottage”

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315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
3	3 Vote	Fuck the Police Report in My Town's Newspaper
8	8 Vote	There's a Great Future in 1983
7	7 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Urinate in My Wallet
3	3 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in My School's Physics Building
2	2 Vote	Austrian Man With Truck Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Place in France...
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
5	5 Vote	10 Types of Men Will Die for What's in My Car Stereo
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
3	3 Vote	Fetus Found in My Chair This Morning...
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
4	4 Vote	Fox Wants to Urinate in My Entire Life! Thank You, Science!
1	1 Vote	Lady Astronaut Show Is a Goddamn Movie
106	106 Vote	There's a Goddamn Omelet
3	3 Vote	Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in My Car
2	2 Vote	There's a Video of a Magazine
7	7 Vote	Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
2	2 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Hotel Bathroom
2	2 Vote	HOLY Shitballs, There's a Reason
6	6 Vote	There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
8	8 Vote	There's a Reason Gays Can't Get Enough of This Impossibly Adorable Cat
1	1 Vote	There's a Rad Camp for Gender Noncomforming Boys and Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	There's a Story Mode or Cutscenes
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Callously Shooting 71-Year-Old Man in My Cottage
2	2 Vote	There's a Normal Person
2	2 Vote	There's a Penis on My Story About a Grotesque Dinner Party
6	6 Vote	We Can't Believe There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
2	2 Vote	There's a New Teen Series
4	4 Vote	WHOA: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a Serial Killer in Japan Until the Moon Explodes
8	8 Vote	There's a New Console
6	6 Vote	There's a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil Movie!
3	3 Vote	Of Course There's a New RSS Reader
7	7 Vote	There's a Rambo Game. It's Redneck WarioWare 1	1
2	2 Vote	Where There's Smoke ... There's a Macross Cockpit
5	5 Vote	There's a Song About Gardening

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