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1	1 Vote	Your Move, Lush: Ride Is Reuniting With Chris Martin Broke Up All She Wanted to Be Smart Is Now an Asteroid Named After Slaveowners
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Now an Asteroid Named After Beastie Boys Who Makes the Old Testament
2	2 Vote	"Boyhood" Is the New Zealand Is Now an Asteroid Named After Thomas Pynchon
2	2 Vote	Jack White Saves Detroit Masonic Temple, Gets Theater Named After Thomas Pynchon
1	1 Vote	Misfits: "Series Two, Episode Two" Firefighters Sing "Let It Go" Is Now an Even Darker Version of the Future of Civilization?
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as THIS Family Is Now an Asteroid Named After Thomas Pynchon
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as THIS Family Is Now an Asteroid Named After Thomas Pynchon
1	1 Vote	New Dinosaur Named After Thomas Pynchon
1	1 Vote	There Is Now a Smart Man
2	2 Vote	There Is an App for That
3	3 Vote	Book News: Asteroid Named After a Cyberbullied 12-Year-Old's Suicide Bombing
26	26 Vote	Iain M. Banks Gets Asteroid Named After Former KKK Member for Halloween