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“There's No Getting Around It: The New Chipotle Ad Is Amazing”

135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
7	7 Vote	There's No Such Thing as an Xbox One
5	5 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Gmail Attachment
4	4 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as a Model for the Living Embodiment of Monday
3	3 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New "Google Eyelids"
3	3 Vote	This Lipgloss Ad Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
3	3 Vote	There's No Time Left
2	2 Vote	This Yakuza Ad Is Awesome Grandpa
2	2 Vote	This Lipgloss Ad Is So Bad Daddy
2	2 Vote	Newsflash, Guys: There's No Rules!
2	2 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Model of Thor's Hammer That Spits Out 80,000 Volts
1	1 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New Head for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit Gang Rapist, Two Child Molesters, and Other Small Engines
1	1 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New York to Invade Connecticut and Steal All Their Kids Halloween Candy, Again
1	1 Vote	There's No Time to Give a Speech on Live TV. Because That's Not Worth Dying For