231	231 Vote	AMERICA Is Fundamentally Evil -- the Issue
231	231 Vote	Oh! Excuse Me, I Thought I Could Kill Him
231	231 Vote	Why You Shouldn't "Own the Libs" 1	1
231	231 Vote	Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
231	231 Vote	When You Realize Some Shit
231	231 Vote	No Oxygen, Please, for This School Year
231	231 Vote	Why Do We Need More babies
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
231	231 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
230	230 Vote	It's No Secret Why Nobody Wants to Exist
230	230 Vote	California Boy, 9, Dies From Too Many Plot Twists
230	230 Vote	When She's Mad at You and Your Farts Become More Powerful
230	230 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Is Transforming Into a Gun 1	1
230	230 Vote	It's Time to Shut Up
230	230 Vote	I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits 2	2
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
230	230 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
230	230 Vote	How to Be a Cube
229	229 Vote	Mike Tyson to Fight Covid-19, Report Says
229	229 Vote	Thousands More Older People Dying From Injuries Caused by God
229	229 Vote	You Are Eggs
229	229 Vote	Recipes to Get You KILLED
229	229 Vote	Shat Myself Just Watching the Observable Universe
229	229 Vote	How to Enable God Mode and Become a Mime
229	229 Vote	Kirby Refuses to Say "Jesus Never Existed" 1	1
229	229 Vote	Gary Johnson Wins 2	2
229	229 Vote	Since Everyone Is Posting Their Jobs... I'm a Happy Little Demon
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
229	229 Vote	Did You Forget Flappy Bird Ever Existed
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
229	229 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
229	229 Vote	Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
228	228 Vote	IT'S Not OK Boomer
228	228 Vote	Britney Spears May Be Hiding 1.5 Miles Beneath Antarctica

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—	1 Vote	Fitbit May Soon Ban Face Recognition for Amazon Prime Day